Is that even pizza? Quite a weird shape tbh, looks more like a savoury pie.
ManAnimalHybrid
No one should do this.
bustachong
I’d just like to give a shoutout to OP’s true believer quote from the original post 🫡:
>Oh get the fuck out of here you people will upvote anything this looks like alien food and is going straight to [r/pizzacrimes](/r/pizzacrimes/) what kind of psychopath puts spinach on a Hawaiian pizza
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Is that even pizza? Quite a weird shape tbh, looks more like a savoury pie.
No one should do this.
I’d just like to give a shoutout to OP’s true believer quote from the original post 🫡:
>Oh get the fuck out of here you people will upvote anything this looks like alien food and is going straight to [r/pizzacrimes](/r/pizzacrimes/) what kind of psychopath puts spinach on a Hawaiian pizza
KILL IT !!! KILL IT NOW !!!
Guilty!
https://preview.redd.it/ldeb64224tjg1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93dc16b0e376c5769b937c9cfbcdf8b0b3c9dca
Great!
Lemme be clear, I adore pineapple on pizza. I come from a place that prides itself on adding pineapple to many things.
*This* pineapple though, *this* pineapple is an abomination. Pineapple on pizza should not be able to double as a doorstop.
I also like vegan food in general.
But tofurkey?? On a Hawaiian??? When vegan bacon is *right there*. Don’t be rude.
But worse … truffle oil?? With all of this?
And where is the tomato sauce? Is there any damn pizza sauce on this thing?